I`m not normally interested in these reality shows that have galvanised television these days.
However, tonight I`m going to make an exception, I`m going to tune into I`m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here with a sense of great anticipation.
I know the cast list is a bit tame and that there are some right old no-marks on the show this year but I`m already captivated by our very won Posh Wag the delectable Nicola McLean.
I know she`s heavily involved with one of our players but that hasn`t stopped me having wicked thoughts about her (sorry mate!)
She just seems my kind of girl, good looking, feisty and not afraid to tell it just as it is.
On the eve of the show starting she`s already taken time out to lambaste Kerry Katona, Jodie Marsh and Danielle Lloyd, remarking about each of them,
Kerry first – “She should have admitted on the show that she was on prescription drugs or drunk and had screwed up. Then the public would have had more respect for her.”
Jodie next – “Jodie comes across as the sort of easy, cheap girl that men have one night stands with. She doesn`t know how to behave like a lady. She`s so desperate for attention that she`ll wear just a belt as an outfit and hold up signs asking for sperm donors. Quite sad really.”
Danielle next – “She`s pretty but in a very average looking way. She looks better in photos thanks to tons of airbrushing. She doesn`t even have a personality. If I have difficulty going to sleep in the jungle I`ll just think of Danielle talking in her dreary tone and I`ll soon nod off.”
See, she`s the one for us, vote for the Posh WAG and let`s hope she`s taken a Posh shirt with her to the jungle!
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